This dick of a boy.

Talkin’ ‘bout, “I’m not a real man without a fairy.”

Bitch this isn’t Pinocchio!

I’m a real man. I got my bitch ass fairy. Let me see that damn tree!

What! Now a sword & shield. Fuck that! I’ll fuck things up with my bare hands! Strangling monsters! Bring it!

Fuck.
This. Bitch. Rollin’ up in here. Up in my room. Talkin’ ‘bout “Hello, Link! Wake up!”

Fuck you, Navi! The only boy without a fairy if fucking sleeping, bitch! If you want him to save the fuckin’ world let him get some shut eye.

And… I can’t mention how funny Link looks just lying on that crappy bed. No pillow or blanket. Like a dog. Haha.

But seriously, shut up, Navi.

She needs to shove its own wings into its mouth before I do it for her.

Woah woah woah. Did she just call me lazy!? It’s on now.