Never take naps. Ever. Your body will punish you for it.
Body: Wtf is this bitch doing?
Me: H-huh? N-no, I'm just really tired. So I thought I'd take a quick nap.
Body: That's what you think bitch.
Me: W-what?
Body: Go ahead. Take your nap.
Me: Okay...? *lies there for 2 hours, naps for 1 & wakes up after weird dream*
Body: *sitting on a chair watching me* How was it?
Me: Y-you-I-I don't even... I'm, MORE tired?!
Body: Damn right.
Me: F-fuck you! WTF!
Body: That's what you get! When you don't get enough sleep, you get tired, when you get tired, you take naps, when you take naps, you become more tired. Repeat, bitch.
Me: ...just kill me.
Body: No, I want to watch you suffer.
