Onceler: At first I didn’t realize
I needed all this stuff,
I had a little cottage,
And that cottage was enough.
A place where I could sit and knit,
A place where I could sell my Thneeds,
But now I’ve had a little time
To re-assess my needs.
And I need a bigger office,
I need a bigger chair.
A bigger desk, a bigger staff,
A bigger hat to wear.
Because I’m biggering,
I’m figuring on biggering,
And biggering is triggering
Lorax: Now listen up, meathead.
I’m going to say this once, and I’m not gonna repeat it.
Greed…it’s like a little pet, alright?
And the more and more you feed it,
The more hungry it’ll get!
But…no, you can’t really blame greed
No, that’s stupid.
You see, it’s gotta word inside.
Yeah, that’s right.
It’s one that always needs to feed,
And it’s never satisfied.
You get it?
And the more you try to find it,
The more it likes to hide. Okay?
Now listen—that is NASTY little word.
And I like to call it “pride.”
Now that’s why you’re biggering!
Listen here, idiot!
I”m sick of all your biggering!
Because all that biggering is triggering more biggering!
Got that? Alright!
Onceler: There is a principle of nature,
That most every creature knows.
It’s called survival of the fittest,
Yeah and this is how it goes.
The animal that wins has got to
Kick and claw and bite and punch.
And the animal that doesn’t, well
They wind up someone else’s lunch.
My company’s an animal,
That’s trying to survive.
Struggling, and fighting,
Just to keep herself alive.
And that’s why I’m biggering,
I”m figuring on biggering,
And all this biggering is triggering
I won’t stop!
I’m biggering and biggering,
And biggering is triggering more biggering.
And the customers are buying,
And the money’s multiplying
And the people are all lying
And the lawyers are denying,
Who cares if some things are dying?
I’ll just keep biggering.
I think everytime I find this song I’m just going to reblog it because I love it and think it should have similar treatment to How bad can I be
at least for me it will
Took me a while….
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
NO NON NO NO NON NOONONONOONONOONNO DON;T
MOFFAT DON’T YOU DARE DO THIS TO ME