kawaii in hawaii

electronicanonsensica:

Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.

Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.

Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.

That means no more porn on Tumblr.

napalmarts:

Thanks for livestreaming everybody! Heres what I drew! Punk trolls!

sexy-oak:

coolpokemonfacts:

In case anybody is curious or needs an explanation, F.E.A.R stands for Focus Sash - Endeavor - Attack - Rattata. Try it out like this:
Enter a battle with any Pokemon (preferably a high-level Pokemon so that you’re more impressed) using your Rattata, equipped with a Focus Sash, as your starter. Use Endeavor. Because of its low level, the other Pokemon will attack first, leaving your Rattata with 1 HP (because of the Focus Sash). Rattata will then use Endeavor, which brings the enemy Pokemon’s health down to 1 HP as well. Then use Quick Attack, and watch your level 1 Rattata defeat a level 70 Lugia and gain like a zillion quadrillion experience points from it.
FUCK YEAH, RATTATA

Fuck, Joey.

i don’t know how to twerk either…

let's get a few things straight.

 bisexual with a preference for the same sex does not mean "one foot out of the closet."
 bisexual with a preference for the opposite sex does not mean "trying to get attention."
 lesbian does not mean "masculine."
 gay does not mean "feminine."
 transgender does not mean "going through a phase."
 transsexual does not mean "a disappointment." nor does it mean "gender identity confusion."
 asexual does not mean "prude."
 demisexual does not mean "prude."
 objectsexual does not mean "mentally ill."
 pansexual does not mean "easy."
 heterosexual does not mean "normal"
 Your does not mean "you are"

My throat hurts…

so much…

Gravity Falls

Me: Makayla!!!!

Sister: What!?

Me: Oh my glob!

Sister: What…?

Me: You have to watc-

Sister: No.

Me: Gravity Fal-

Sister: No.

Me: It’s on Itunes for fre-

Sister: No.

Me: But it’s so goo-

Sister: No.

Me: ಠ_ಠ

texas gop is insane

zombiejammer:

what the fuck texas, what the fuck.

1.      Pronounces separation of church and state as a myth.

2.      Demands that Congress withdraw federal court jurisdiction over pending cases involving religious freedom and the Bill of Rights

3.      Demands that creation be taught as a part of Texas public school science curriculum.

4.      Opposes the sale and use of emergency contraception and backs the Legislature’s war on women’s health programs

5.      Rejects “any sex education other than abstinence until marriage” in public schools

6.      Advocates banning abortion, even in cases of rape, incest or to save a woman’s life

7.      Advocates the repeal of the Voting Rights Act

8.      Advocates repeal of minimum wage laws

9.      Advocates abolishing the Environmental Protection Agency and Department of Education

10. Advocates abolishing the Social Security Tax and replacing with Individual Retirement Accounts

11. Abolish Pre-K and Kindergarten programs

12. Demand tax-payer funded educational vouchers

13. Demands there be no regulation, accreditation, licensing, or testing for private or home schooling

14. Demands an end to state licensing regulations for certain professions

15. Demands repeal of Hate Crimes Law

16. Declares LGBT Texans are a threat to society. Calls for doing away with any laws that protect them against job discrimination and hate crimes.

17. Calls for more funding cuts for Texas public schools, even more than the draconian cuts of 2011.

18. Demands change to the 14th Amendment

19. Threatens federal judges with impeachment for not following Conservative philosophies in controversial court cases

20. Calls for repealing Sarbanes-Oxley and the Dodd-Frank Act

21. Calls for increasing the authority of the highly politicized and dysfunctional State Board of Education to establish the curriculum of Texas public education. (i.e. the SBOE would appoint the Texas Commissioner of Education)

Never take naps. Ever. Your body will punish you for it.

Body: Wtf is this bitch doing?
Me: H-huh? N-no, I'm just really tired. So I thought I'd take a quick nap.
Body: That's what you think bitch.
Me: W-what?
Body: Go ahead. Take your nap.
Me: Okay...? *lies there for 2 hours, naps for 1 & wakes up after weird dream*
Body: *sitting on a chair watching me* How was it?
Me: Y-you-I-I don't even... I'm, MORE tired?!
Body: Damn right.
Me: F-fuck you! WTF!
Body: That's what you get! When you don't get enough sleep, you get tired, when you get tired, you take naps, when you take naps, you become more tired. Repeat, bitch.
Me: ...just kill me.
Body: No, I want to watch you suffer.